Message to All NCAA Coaches

Yesterday George Mason pulled off the second greatest upset in NCAA tournament history, beating UConn to go to the Final Four as a #11 seed. I live in Northern Virginia and work about 2 miles away from George Mason.

The greatest upset in NCAA tournament history was #8 Villanova defeating Georgetown in 1985. I should know, since I was living in the suburbs of Philadelphia at the time.

Message to All NCAA Coaches: If you want to pull off an inconceivable victory of this magnitude, simply pay for me to re-locate to your town in 2027.